4ee In Destruction comes new life.
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

alexielthegreat:

What do you call the technique Bucky uses to stare his target down? 

The Winter Smolder.

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supernaturalapocalypse:

sherstoner:

themissingwinchestersister:

madameatomicbomb:

superliz6:

youreapeasantkbye:

chelsolee:

allabitofablur:

candidcadences:

allabitofablur:

Let’s make the saddest post on Tumblr without showing death or violence. 

supernaturalapocalypse:

sherstoner:

themissingwinchestersister:

madameatomicbomb:

superliz6:

youreapeasantkbye:

chelsolee:

allabitofablur:

candidcadences:

allabitofablur:

Let’s make the saddest post on Tumblr without showing death or violence. 

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I


panickyintheuk:

neekcreep:

manolowar:

Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]

THE SPIDER MAN ONE

absolutely not. no no no


jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

endin the day with your eye liner like 


prettyinhotpunk:

Leave it to Sherlock to be the one to fall.

prettyinhotpunk:

Leave it to Sherlock to be the one to fall.


theonewhosawitall:

slendermaren:

xxinksxx:

wishforadventure:

frozenmemes:

is there such a thing as too much high def?

I’m not gonna lie- reblogging this almost solely to look at the velvet bodice

The details in the FABRIC. I CAN FEEL IT.

Her hair… her hair hAS THE START OF FLYAWAY STRANDS OHMYGOD SHE IS IMPERFECTLY PERFECT!

she even has a crack in her lips i am going to cry


chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!


tom-mess:

your-brother-the-demi-god:

stevegoshdarnrogers:

mmtion:

themjolniir:

moffat might like to throw people off rooftops but marvel likes to have people watch a person they love fall to their death

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its quite rude

Okay but of all those three, name one that doesn’t just come back slightly angrier

slightly??

do you
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call this

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slightly angrier

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we have to wonder what must’ve happened in that hole while they were falling, some sort of badass water sprayed on them or stm


tennants-hair:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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calmly


capsicle107:


itallwentbarmy:

jeffersonthemadhatter:

dutdutgoose:

whathasbeenlost:

zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda

i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way

frankenstein 

To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name

#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems

#if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from odds and ends of corpses he also wouldn’t have these problems


free-batch-lover:

carolinestrick:

theheatherboo:

doctorstarkidpotterlock:

agentbering:

#are you sure you want to go there

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

It’s also pointing up to the building your otp jumped from.

go sit in a corner and think about what you did

free-batch-lover:

carolinestrick:

theheatherboo:

doctorstarkidpotterlock:

agentbering:

#are you sure you want to go there

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

It’s also pointing up to the building your otp jumped from.

go sit in a corner and think about what you did


starry-night-on-the-impala:

carryonmywayward-castiel:

sassy even before lucifer took over his body

Maybe you need to be full of sass so Luci is comfortable with your body.