I did not order this box of cat.
HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE
it’s literally making the :3 face
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
this is a hat you can buy
I’M FUCKING DYING
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
He just accepts it right away.
this makes me so happy and idk why
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
my summer lab internship in one photoset
“When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, ‘Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.’ That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.
dad: are u listening to gregorian chants