4ee In Destruction comes new life.

evanescent-orchideous:

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

one time I found mold on my hamburger


hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.


tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that


My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

alexielthegreat:

What do you call the technique Bucky uses to stare his target down? 

The Winter Smolder.

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supernaturalapocalypse:

sherstoner:

themissingwinchestersister:

madameatomicbomb:

superliz6:

youreapeasantkbye:

chelsolee:

allabitofablur:

candidcadences:

allabitofablur:

Let’s make the saddest post on Tumblr without showing death or violence. 

supernaturalapocalypse:

sherstoner:

themissingwinchestersister:

madameatomicbomb:

superliz6:

youreapeasantkbye:

chelsolee:

allabitofablur:

candidcadences:

allabitofablur:

Let’s make the saddest post on Tumblr without showing death or violence. 

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I


panickyintheuk:

neekcreep:

manolowar:

Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]

THE SPIDER MAN ONE

absolutely not. no no no


jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

endin the day with your eye liner like 


prettyinhotpunk:

Leave it to Sherlock to be the one to fall.

prettyinhotpunk:

Leave it to Sherlock to be the one to fall.


theonewhosawitall:

slendermaren:

xxinksxx:

wishforadventure:

frozenmemes:

is there such a thing as too much high def?

I’m not gonna lie- reblogging this almost solely to look at the velvet bodice

The details in the FABRIC. I CAN FEEL IT.

Her hair… her hair hAS THE START OF FLYAWAY STRANDS OHMYGOD SHE IS IMPERFECTLY PERFECT!

she even has a crack in her lips i am going to cry


chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!


tom-mess:

your-brother-the-demi-god:

stevegoshdarnrogers:

mmtion:

themjolniir:

moffat might like to throw people off rooftops but marvel likes to have people watch a person they love fall to their death

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its quite rude

Okay but of all those three, name one that doesn’t just come back slightly angrier

slightly??

do you
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call this

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slightly angrier

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we have to wonder what must’ve happened in that hole while they were falling, some sort of badass water sprayed on them or stm


tennants-hair:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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calmly


capsicle107: